There was a young man with the world in his hands.
Here's his story.
being a girl is really fucking expensive
Having a girlfriend is even worse.
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People disappeared, reappeared, made plans to go somewhere, and then lost each other, searched for each other, found each other a few feet away.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via untames)
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I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING
Why do you keep furniture polish in with your food?
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